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Posted: Friday, August 12, 2016 5:20 PM


The mission if you choose to accept it is: run errands, investigate deadbeats, defend our customers, serve subpoenas, review transcripts, dig into backgrounds, run from danger, run into danger, garnish funds, read carefully through reams of documents, and sometimes sit and answer phones at a desk. Every skill can be trained if one is willing but not necessarily able; experience is not necessary.

Must have genius-level intellect, innate curiosity, survival skills, valid driver's license, computer super-literate, OCD.

Prefer: Grey hat, recklessness, total honesty, surveillance skills, OCD.

Must not: suffer addiction, demonstrate long criminal history, lack self-confidence, or show any dishonesty.

• Location: CO, Denver

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