Seeking fun on Saturday Night! - 30

Seeking a pal for now! No, really. I'm just looking to come over, have some wine, and hopefully some ridiculous wild-animal sex. Attraction is a must. If you choose to respond, please tell me some things about you that will make you more than "horny dude who read my ad." Stand out. It really helps your case if you can write in complete sentences. I'm a sucker for grammar. Also include a pic or I will *not* respond. I don't need your life story, just enough to get a sense of who you are.

I'm single, sane, happy, hygienic, DD free (420 ok), educated, sarcastic, and witty. I'm NOT a barbie doll, if you need one: Toys R Us is ~~~~~~> that way. I'm short, thick, and curvy but not a BBW. I'm into science, history, PC gaming, current events, you name it. I travel and I enjoy meeting new people, even from the online medium.

I like men who are clean, educated, have a sense of humor, well hung, dominant, and perhaps somewhat intellectually intimidating.

I am a generally inhibition free zone and expect you to be the same. If the pussy scares you, do not reply. You MUST be able to host (that's twice I've said it, please don't overlook it).

Reality check: it's 60 and WINDY in Denver. It is also just about 2PM Saturday. I hope I didn't shave for nothing.